Beer Please – Golf Towel


Handmade “Beer Please” Golf Towel

88 in stock

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From all the years of experience I’ve had on this planet, I know one thing for sure, I have a terrible time effectively communicating with women.

I’m not sure if I’m not clear enough; if their feelings that get in the way, but something is lost in translation.

The sad part for me is that this gap in communication really hurts the ladies I interact with the most, BEER CART GIRLS.
I don’t know how many times I’ve been on one side of the fairway while they come up the cart path on the other side of the fairway and attempt to see if I’d like something from their cart……. OF COURSE I WANT SOMETHING
Her – blah blah blah
Me – Please wait. I would like a beer.
Her – blah blah blah
Me – I’ll be right there. I WOULD LIKE A BEER, or three.
Her- she leaves
Me – WTF
So, I have fixed the problem in the most clear, effective, precise way I could.
These also help speed up the game.
I’m Alexander Graham Bell of golf communication.
-You’re welcome
PS – I also discovered these work great with servers in restaurants.
WARNING – May not be suitable for use at home with wife or girlfriend. Use at your discretion.

Keep your clubs clean and performing to the best of their ability.

Handmade Waffle Golf Players Towel

16″ x 24″

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 12 × 12 × 1 in


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